Congratulations, Celebryta

by Stanisław Celebryta 00:47:00 0 komentarze anonymous stanisław celebryta staszek sheep shit vendetta guy fawkes

You are now receiving the attention of Anonymous. Your recent illegal actions against good citizens of the British Empire, The Queen and horses of England have been deemed an unforgivable offense against peace and internet etiquette.

You have abused the morality system in an attempt to impress your fans with your coolness. You have victimized your own supporters merely for possessing their attention, and continue to target those who seek good examples among human beings. In doing so you have violated the dreams of thousands of innocent people who only thought good of you.

Your corrupt self-being practices are indicative of a corrupt philosophy that would deny your fans the right to believe in what they want to believe, in the manner of their choosing. Perhaps you should alert your fans to the fact that they are apparently only wasting their time? In light of this assault on both morality and horses' well-being, Anonymous, the notoriously handsome rulers of the internet, would like to inform you that you have only been "renting" your web domains. Having trodden upon Anonymous' rights, you must now be trodden on.

If you disagree with the disciplinary actions against your private parts domains, then we trust you can also understand our motivations for these actions. You own your domains. You paid for them with your own fame. Now Anonymous is attacking your private property because we disagree with your actions. And that seems, dare we say it, "wrong." Sound familiar?

Let Anonymous teach you a few important lessons that your mother forgot:

1. Don't do it to someone else if you don't want it to be done to you. 

2. Fame is free

3. Horses belong to us.

4. So does sheep...

5. We own you. Forever.

6. Suck our #$%

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not Forgive.

We do not Forget.

Expect us. Buy beer. Obey. Drink. Sleep. Sheep...